:: Ever wonder? ::

:: Monday, March 31, 2003 ::

The old adage holds true! After roaring in, March is departing gracefully. Lordy, I hate March. Why couldn't Maewyn have waited until April to chase the snakes out of Ireland? Sigh.

I hope everyone is having a good Vern! Know what I mean?
:: PokemonGuy101 5:24 PM [+] ::
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Anyone who still believes it's impossible for a man to step on his own, um, "manhood," has obviously never met this man.
:: PokemonGuy101 10:46 AM [+] ::
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Anyone who has e-mail (You know who you are.) has seen the so-called "Stella Awards" for whatever year it happens to be. Those lists are recycled and mass-mailed at least 28 times a year. Funny how the same ones keep cropping up year after year. Will the REAL Stella please stand up!
:: PokemonGuy101 3:35 PM [+] ::
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I can't tell you how often I've said to myself "Gosh, I wish I had one of these."
:: PokemonGuy101 9:03 AM [+] ::
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Colin Powell, being heckled by a former archbishop of Canterbury on the subject of whether Bush is seeking a new American Empire:

“We have gone forth from our shores repeatedly over the last 100 years ... and put wonderful young men and women at risk, many of whom have lost their lives, and we have asked for nothing in return except enough ground to bury the ones whom we cannot bring home."

May not be the exact quote, I've seen several versions, but the idea comes across pretty well.

:: PokemonGuy101 3:41 PM [+] ::
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Some interesting places to while away the "Idle Hour." Check the links below.
:: PokemonGuy101 10:38 AM [+] ::
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ebaynham
:: PokemonGuy101 10:07 AM [+] ::
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The Onion | America's Finest News Source™
:: PokemonGuy101 9:59 AM [+] ::
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The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live
:: PokemonGuy101 4:40 PM [+] ::
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"Master yourself before you attempt to master others."

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about that?
:: PokemonGuy101 11:12 AM [+] ::
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My wife Betsy proclaimed: "You have links in your Blog!" She mused that I now have a "linkin' blog." Whenever I wonder about things like that, I go here.
:: PokemonGuy101 2:41 PM [+] ::
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This just in!

I love the feel of Lorraine on my face, I love the taste of Lorraine on my lips ... Ohh it makes me feel good!
:: PokemonGuy101 12:20 PM [+] ::
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I can see Shirley now, Lorraine is gone. Have you ever seen Lorraine? How can you stop Lorraine?

Maybe the answers are here?
:: PokemonGuy101 9:47 AM [+] ::
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All this blundering about, and my twelve-year-old son has had it figured out all along!

"Americans always root for the undertaker."

Go figure.
:: PokemonGuy101 10:00 PM [+] ::
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Oh, and one more thing; An advertisement posted at a liquor store:

"Dark Creamy & Big Butt - $3.99"

Yummy! And you can buy it in bulk, apparently. The things you can get in this country. Makes me swell with pride to be an American.
:: PokemonGuy101 5:26 PM [+] ::
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Things I've seen today that I wish I hadn't.

- A hefty woman squishing around in thin-strapped Birkenstocks with white socks. Hello! Do you OWN a mirror?
- My "Inbox."
- My face in the mirror upon arising.

Things I'm glad I saw.

- Betsy's beautiful liquid green eyes. For that, I will always be glad.
- Andrew's impish little grin.
- That the coffee was ready!
:: PokemonGuy101 10:43 AM [+] ::
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The true definition of pathetic?

If you work in corporate America, you probably view the world from an eight-foot by eight-foot padded cell. You know you have it made when you can stand-up and look out a window.
:: PokemonGuy101 11:09 AM [+] ::
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In the Northern hemisphere, Autumn begins on the Autumnal Equinox. Spring begins on the Vernal Equinox. Why isn't Spring called Vern?
:: PokemonGuy101 10:12 AM [+] ::
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