:: Ever wonder? ::

:: Sunday, April 06, 2003 ::

I saw a hand-printed sign on a lonely country road today proclaiming a "Psychic Fair" With an arrow pointing down an even lonelier country road. I see an old barn, badly in need of a little TLC, with rows of metal chairs. (You know the kind, cold, gray, very uncomfortable, and ubiquitous to Lutheran church basements.) People are lined up outside; handing tickets to a smelly old woman in a faded floral dress. The people shuffle in, find their seats. From somewhere in the disused hayloft comes an announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your hands inside the cars, this roller coaster makes violent turns ..."

I can't help but wonder what the going rate is for a psychic roller coaster ride. Would they give your money back if you didn't get it?
:: PokemonGuy101 11:12 PM [+] ::
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