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:: Wednesday, May 21, 2003 ::
I just couldn't resist this one, so I Blaired it from Dave Barry's Blog:
"Sheila Denault of Larimore, North Dakota ("30 miles west of Grand Forks") emails as follows:
You know what party game women like to play in North Dakota? Butt Darts! How to play - you insert a quarter between your cheeks [ you can do this with clothes ON, if they're not too tight] , walk a pre-determined distance [like 20 or 30 feet] with quarter held tight, then drop your change into a bar glass [ shot glass if you have really good aim]. You do this 2 people at a time, unless you have a big crowd, then you could do more."
--How many "Butt Dart" sessions do you suppose it takes the average N. Dakotan to figure out that you can play it with your clothes ON?
--Do they have tournaments? Leagues? Are there prizes?
--What do they do with the quarters when they're done with them? What happens if you get them mixed up?
--How tight is "too tight?"
--What if the quarter doesn't drop? Is it cheating to use your hands?
Betsy FLATLY denies being the North Dakota "Butt Dart" champion. Much to my relief.
Oh, and whatever you do, DO NOT Google "Butt Darts...." You have been warned.
:: PokemonGuy101 1:33 PM [+] ::
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